Keep It Squatchy Hoodie

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Keep it squatchy.


Dark Green

Printed to order in Milton, WA. Ships in 7–10 business days.

Size chart & measurements

Measure your chest around the fullest part, keeping the tape level and snug but not tight. Then read across.

Your chest35–37"38–40"41–43"44–46"47–49"50–53"54–57"
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL

T-shirt — Port & Company PC54

5.4 oz. 100% cotton in solid colours; Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/poly, Ash is 98/2, other heathers are 50/50. Classic fit.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Chest, laid flat18202224262830
Body length28293031323334
Sleeve, centre back16¾17¾18¾19¾20¾21¾22¾

Hoodie — Port & Company PC78H

7.8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece. Air jet yarn, two-ply hood.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Chest, laid flat20222426283032
Body length27¼28¼29¼30¼31¼32¼33¼
Sleeve length34¼3535¾36½37¼3838¾

All measurements in inches, taken on the garment laid flat — chest is half the circumference, so double it to compare against your own chest measurement. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Tee sleeve is measured from the centre back neck, over the shoulder, to the sleeve hem; hoodie sleeve from the centre of the neck down.

Care. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry medium for tees, low for hoodies. Do not iron the print.

Between sizes? These are a classic cut, not slim — most people take their normal size. Size up if you like room, or if you are buying a hoodie to layer.


A circular badge in white on dark green: KEEP IT SQUATCHY arched around a sasquatch standing among evergreens, ringed by a thin white circle. One colour, clean edges, reads from across a car park.

Bigfoot is a Pacific Northwest export whether we like it or not. Every roadside attraction between here and the Oregon border has a plywood one out front, and the Olympic and Cascade forests have been carrying the rest of the story for decades.

So this is less a monster shirt than a regional one. Keeping it squatchy means keeping the trees, the fog, the long empty logging roads and the possibility that something is out there. Printed on heavyweight fleece, for the weather that makes all of that feel plausible.

Printed on a Dark Green hoodie. Pick your size above.

  • Hoodie — Dark Green, 7.8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly fleece, two-ply hood
  • Sizes S through 4XL — every size, always in stock
  • Printed to order at Northwest Custom Apparel in Milton, WA
  • Family owned and operated since 1977

Need shirts for your company, school or team? Call 1-800-851-3671 or email sales@nwcustomapparel.com.